These things only purpose is to suffer, work til collapse and

These things only purpose is to suffer, work til collapse and

bitch-daddy:  Make him give it up anywhere, anytime.  Put on

bitch-daddy: Make him give it up anywhere, anytime. Put on

The most useless ‘things’ on the planet.  They can’t

The most useless ‘things’ on the planet. They can’t

“No no husband!  No need to change. I called the neighbors

“No no husband! No need to change. I called the neighbors

(via Women Who Volunteer to Punish Men)   My lord!  Every word

(via Women Who Volunteer to Punish Men) My lord! Every word

Have you cut the grass?  Front and back?  Edged the walk? Taken

Have you cut the grass? Front and back? Edged the walk? Taken

I don’t wear cotton. I don’t wear synthetics.  I

I don’t wear cotton. I don’t wear synthetics. I

I know human resources didn’t explain the full nature of

I know human resources didn’t explain the full nature of

slave!  Fetch My spurs!  The ones with the two inch razor rowels.

slave! Fetch My spurs! The ones with the two inch razor rowels.

This…is going to hurt you sooooo much more than it hurts

This…is going to hurt you sooooo much more than it hurts

(via Male Slave Crawls Across Gravel Walk)   Perfection in the

(via Male Slave Crawls Across Gravel Walk) Perfection in the

It’s said that a vampire rises from Her sleep with an insatiable

It’s said that a vampire rises from Her sleep with an insatiable

Pick your poison.  If you don’t choose…I’ll

Pick your poison. If you don’t choose…I’ll

Some days…  When I see you straining at the noose, your

Some days… When I see you straining at the noose, your

Once you realize they’re not even human…just some

Once you realize they’re not even human…just some

The supply is endless, the money is fabulous and…I LOVE

The supply is endless, the money is fabulous and…I LOVE

Time to review the troops.  Well…hardly ‘troops’.

Time to review the troops. Well…hardly ‘troops’.

Don’t rush that finale Ladies.Drink in that lovely look

Don’t rush that finale Ladies.Drink in that lovely look

Things are so much more peaceful and orderly here in My village

Things are so much more peaceful and orderly here in My village

What’s that old saying?  Build a better mousetrap…

What’s that old saying? Build a better mousetrap…

Sigh…I’m bored.  Bring Me My bow, a quiver of arrows

Sigh…I’m bored. Bring Me My bow, a quiver of arrows

Everything’s so much more delicious when stomped with passion

Everything’s so much more delicious when stomped with passion

Sometimes there’s just that little ornery piece of skin

Sometimes there’s just that little ornery piece of skin

I acquired a sprawling new cattle ranch operation last month.

I acquired a sprawling new cattle ranch operation last month.

So much facial reconstruction surgery going on these days.

So much facial reconstruction surgery going on these days.

Really no different than a mouse.  Less fur perhaps.  But squeals

Really no different than a mouse. Less fur perhaps. But squeals

House Rule #377  When the door shuts, and My heels hit the tile…

House Rule #377 When the door shuts, and My heels hit the tile…

Mirror mirror…on the wall…  WHO is the  most beautiful,

Mirror mirror…on the wall… WHO is the most beautiful,

Every night now…She feels the ache.  Right around sunset.

Every night now…She feels the ache. Right around sunset.

Terribly expensive!  I suppose the technology is so advanced

Terribly expensive! I suppose the technology is so advanced

A note to My followers…  First…NO, this is not

A note to My followers… First…NO, this is not

Darling…be a dear and fetch the Di Marni’s with

Darling…be a dear and fetch the Di Marni’s with

I swear on My seven dear departed ex-husband’s souls…

I swear on My seven dear departed ex-husband’s souls…

If you’re going to beat them until the blood puddles beneath

If you’re going to beat them until the blood puddles beneath

The beautiful Emmanuelle seems terribly out of place in this

The beautiful Emmanuelle seems terribly out of place in this

No trudging through muddy fields in baggy camo and ugly boots

No trudging through muddy fields in baggy camo and ugly boots